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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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bundle of sticks

1. A variation of faggot or fag, referring to a male homosexual; derived from the literal definition for faggot (used almost exclusively by males, of any orientation).
2. A person or thing otherwise characterized as a fag(got) for unpopularity, regardless of sexual orientation.
See also homo, fairy, etc.
A: Is he wearing leather pants?
B: What a bundle of sticks.
by levi January 5, 2004
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Bundaberged

1. To get shafted beyond reason due to no fault of your own. 2. To become the victim of bad luck or bad circumstance 3. To experience luck of the type that resembles the popular Bundaberg Rum which actually tastes foul compared to real rums from The Caribbean.
I went to school that day and when I came home, me mum and da had moved away and even towed away our trailer. I got totally Bundaberged, and I had to live behind our neighbor's doghouse for three weeks until me mum came back to get me.
by rickyukon January 5, 2011
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bundlecakes

An affectionate term for a toddler or baby in diapers.

"Bundle" came from a page and picture in the classic children's book, "Danny and the Dinosaur." There is a page where the dinosaur is carrying an older lady - who has her packages from shopping - across the street. His hands are cupped and she sits in them like one would a chair.

So, she is holding her bundles and the dinosaur is holding the lady's bundles. The dinosaur had asked if he could help her with her bundles. So, the double entendre is that her bundles are her backside, which for many reads caused roars of laughter with a toddler, who then inherited the name, "bundles" and also "bundlecakes."

Bundles is slang for bum, and cakes has double meaning for what a diaper is used to contain - but also for "cake," which a child sometimes is affectionately called: cake.
C'mere bundlecakes! Let's change your loaded diap (diaper)!
by Candycasa December 4, 2009
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Cincinnati Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.
There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinnati Bundt Cake for dessert!
by Ceedee October 11, 2006
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bundage

Excess poundage in the buns (booty or buttox) resulting from half-assed dieting and half-assed exercising.

"Bundage" is a portmanteau from the combined words of "poundage" and "buns."
"In his delusional world of doing everything half-assed, he believed his workouts and protein dieting would give him the body of Adonis but instead all he did was up his bundage."
by Richard Allan Cooper August 26, 2012
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