Breasticals

When an old woman's breasts sag so low that she secures them in her pants, causing a large bulge in the frontal pants region.

"Dude she's a man."
"No she just has breasticals."

by Iamthewalruscoocoocachoo June 2, 2008

breasticle

A testicle with a nipple

Hey that mans got a breasticle

by bigkmanskon July 21, 2007

breasticles

its your tits up top ..

"check out the breasticles on that honey"

by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.

"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"

by Nick March 29, 2004

breasticles

testicles with nipples on them

dude thats gross hes got breasticles

by steevin June 2, 2007

Breasticles

. Manboobs
. Erected nipples
. Shaggy breasts (Female)- 'It resembles testicles'
. Torpedos

"What a good Daddy, he can use his breasticles feed tha baby while Mama's busy on her manjina."

by Lil Tankstar November 28, 2009

brastic

A program that was once very useful that has gone to the dark side.

You wrote a computer program that is supposed to look up the local weather and then send you an e-mail. Then for some reason, this once "nice" program re-formats your hard drive. We would say that this program has gone brastic.

by stixanstones March 15, 2010