Breezertaal

Dutch slang referring to the usual chav/script-kiddie style of writing over IRC or MSN in distorted upper/lower-case (e.g., "cHeCK iT oUt i cAnT uSE a kEyBoARD cuz iM kOoL"). While the word is generally used in Holland, the actual writing "style" is to be encountered by IM-users anywhere around the world... generally because mindless chevs or ditzy 14-year old girls think it's "cool" to write sentences that make a reader's eyes bleed.

MSN user name #1: "iF yOU wAnT mE, cOMe aND gEt mE"
MSN user name #2: "i lUV jArED hes mY bOYfrIEND"
Insane Dutch reader: "Man, that's IT! I can't take anymore of this Breezertaal!"

by Alhadis June 26, 2005

breewernt

Used to replace a verb that is inappropriate to say at the time of a conversation. Commonly used in place of the verbs fart and poop. An onomonopiea to a distinct fart noise.

I need to go lay a breewernt.
Did you just breewernt?
Stop breewernting!

by busterhax January 2, 2009

breeze

a vaporizer to get that sick nic buzz, commonly used by the cool kids in highschool. The equivalent to a Juul in Canada,

the reason we are all nicotine addicts. Can be used to make friends in the school washroom.

"Did you get a breeze"
"Can I hit your breeze"
"How much nic is in your breeze"
"Let's go take a breeze break"
"Can you fill my breeze for a mcchicken"

by sambenkoissick January 16, 2019

breeder

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.

After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.

by David213 October 13, 2006

Ocean Breeze

When someone is sleeping with a fan blowing on them and you jizz into it, creating a salty mist.

Brian was asleep in front of a fan so we gave him the Ocean Breeze to make him dream of a Beach.

by XchandlerX Derrick B September 28, 2008

copping a breeze

When a heterosexual or homosexual couple are engaged in frequent strenuous sexual activity, and the male has ejaculated so frequently he has run out of semen, the next time he does ejaculate all that will emerge is a mere puff of air. The act of copping a breeze is to receive this puff of air on one's person, usually on, but not limited to, the facial area.

i came so hard next time you will definitely be copping a breeze, baby.

me and jason had such a fantasic time that by morning i was copping breezes left right and centre.

by Gary Pebbles October 10, 2007

breezeway

The space between the top of a woman's thighs when she is standing. It is not present on all women (generally only appearing on thin women), and there must be visible space when the woman is standing with her legs together for the term to apply.

She didn't have a breezeway until she started working out; now you can throw a football through it.

by okstatendn July 2, 2009