Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

bradford joe

Complete and utter drug taking weird slob. Frequenter of West Yorkshire night club toilets. Creator of the mixed bag.

Me: Do you know Bradford Joe
Stranger: Yes he spiked me with Mkat, he needs putting down.

by SE25 July 20, 2014

Baffoogled

- to be confused

Omg mate that's just Baffoogled me!..

by Daddy's.bitch May 19, 2016

BAFFM

Stands for Best alien friends from mars. Is used for that one special friend that is as weird as you are, understands eachother, is their when ever you need them, you would trust with you life and you love alot.

She is my baffm

by Real shit 478 May 23, 2018

blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffny

a fat cow that always sleeps and can't stop eating

baffny you maadu stop eating

by ricepan June 27, 2021