Free Boobin'

1. The act of a female not wearing a bra under her shirt
2. The female equilivant of Free Ballin'

"Its more comfortable to sleep Free Boobin'."

by metallicafan37 February 21, 2010

Review Bombing

The act of giving someone or something a bunch of overly negative reviews using a multitude of alternate accounts in order to artificially decrease their rating out of spite. It's a dick move, but there are VERY RARE occasions where it is justified.

"My friend is quite possibly the most spiteful person ever. When he was in college, he once had an extremely awful professor who made his life a living hell. So, when he finally transferred, he got curious and found that the professor had a surprisingly good rating. Outraged, he made hundreds of alts and started review bombing the professor until the description was filled to the brim with negative reviews; the professor's rating was reduced to just one star. I said to my friend, "God damn. Thanks for letting me know not to get on your bad side!" And he just nodded."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.

Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

bowling pin syndrome

A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.

Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.

Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.

by Jake LM May 1, 2010

boobing

Gently or firmly pressing one's boobs against another (or vice versa) in a non-sexual situation.

Sally: Your handwriting is terrible!
Joe: That's because you were boobing me as I was writing.

by Thuan Le September 21, 2007

suicide bombing

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

by Martha_H July 25, 2008

free boobing

derived from free balling. When a female lets her ladies hang loose; not wearing a bra under her top, dress, and etc.

"Are you free boobing it?"
"Yea girl, I don't fuck with bras when it's this hot."

by ceciliagomes May 10, 2007