Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.

Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023

corpse botherer

a cunt who botherer's corpses , usually in sexual fashion, but not exclusively.

'piss off you vile corpse botherer'

'Jeffrey Dahmer , he was a a bit of a corpse botherer'

by not2scale March 3, 2017

Bohemian Rhapsody

Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them

George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is

by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019

God Botherer

A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.

& who tries to convert people to the lord.

God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.

by HALBHALB June 24, 2008

Hot and Bothered

Increase in body heat and sexual arousal caused by a certain person or object.

Dwayne:I love you and how your personality gets me all hot and bothered

Amanda:D'awww how nice, whatever the Fuck that means

by Sirshinypenis6 April 4, 2011

Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.

Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)

by Nubbins December 16, 2009

Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

by ARBurgess January 14, 2013