bogan

Aussie slang for the sort of wankers who have no respect for anybody else, or themselves.

That BOGAN is annoying everybody else

Those BOGANS are the lowest form of scum on Earth

by Bobby Bill January 4, 2008

Bogan Stamp

Another word for the Southern Cross, often displayed in Australia on the back of a car, board shorts or skin. Usually indicative of insecure patriotism.

1: Hey check out my new car.
2: Hey its nice. But what's with the bogan stamp?
1: Fends off the ethnics.

by monkeygun May 20, 2008

bogan

Bogan is a word used by Aussies for a person who is dirty and rude.
Bogans:
- Wear no shoes in public
- Are usually poor
- Wear dirty/ragged clothing
- Swear loudly in public
- Are Usually ugly
- Have no manners
- Show disrespect almost always
- Scab other peoples garbage on tip day
- Drink a lot of alcohol
- Fart and Burp loudly in public
- Usually Have kids who are misbehaved
- Sometimes overweight, with bad teeth

"OMG, look at that woman! Thats the epitome of bogan right there. No shoes, ripped trackies and shes taking those peoples garbage! Eww!"
"Eww, her husband is worse, though"

by zoe =] June 27, 2008

Bargain Cunt

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

by MagickDio February 26, 2010

borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

by Stampy April 15, 2005

BOGANETT

Boganett is the diminutive of Bogan, and refers to the progeny of the Crown Princely Couple from Denmark, Mary, and Frederik. The result was a bogan blend, with the taxonomy classification of: Boganalia Fredata Moshalia Glucksborgensis Donaldidae.

The chance product of a union cemented in a pub, amid the strong smell of hops, waccy baccy, and sweat. The potential incubator was immensely attracted to the scent of pheromones emanating from a black plastic card, owned by the 'Hairless Heir', and promptly initiated a hands on torso rubbing charade, used by Bogans in confined areas, instead of chest beating, to secure the attentions of the slow Fredosarus Rex, the Crown Prince of Denmark, the one with a name tag around his neck, that she retrospectively claimed ignorance of. After a long persuit by the Bogan predator, a quickie personality fix assisted by the piece of black plastic, and the gestation period buttoned up, a BOGANETT was produced, another future hairless heir, with jaune d'oeuf colouring, an apparently tetchy temperament, and a mouth like a crack in a pie. This process has since been repeated, but to date, not completed!

by APOLLINARIS March 2, 2007

Bogan chariot

Cars which are highly desirable in Australian working class suburbs. Usually a hotted-up Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon.

Wayne thinks his GT Falcon is the duck's guts, but it's such a bogan chariot.

by azicat March 30, 2009