BOGANETT 

Boganett is the diminutive of Bogan, and refers to the progeny of the Crown Princely Couple from Denmark, Mary, and Frederik. The result was a bogan blend, with the taxonomy classification of: Boganalia Fredata Moshalia Glucksborgensis Donaldidae.

The chance product of a union cemented in a pub, amid the strong smell of hops, waccy baccy, and sweat. The potential incubator was immensely attracted to the scent of pheromones emanating from a black plastic card, owned by the 'Hairless Heir', and promptly initiated a hands on torso rubbing charade, used by Bogans in confined areas, instead of chest beating, to secure the attentions of the slow Fredosarus Rex, the Crown Prince of Denmark, the one with a name tag around his neck, that she retrospectively claimed ignorance of. After a long persuit by the Bogan predator, a quickie personality fix assisted by the piece of black plastic, and the gestation period buttoned up, a BOGANETT was produced, another future hairless heir, with jaune d'oeuf colouring, an apparently tetchy temperament, and a mouth like a crack in a pie. This process has since been repeated, but to date, not completed!

BOGANETT by APOLLINARIS March 2, 2007

Boganette

A female bogan. Wears black jeans and band tee-shirts. Loves Iron Maiden, Motorhead, AC/DC and Black Sabbath. Drinks Woodstock bourbon. Smokes like a chimney. Generally has heaps of tattoos.

Is that a Boganette in the mosh at ACDC?

Boganette by Lemmyisgod! November 2, 2009

Boganette

Also known as the female bogan, and commonly reffered to as a bitch or skank, however she doesn't have quite the qualities of a human being.

She can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. "BARRY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH THAT, YOU SHIT! I'LL BELT YOU ONE!" Their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.

These are the ugly whores that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. It's a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.

It can be assumed that she digests the equivalient of 40 ash trays per month and lives in a shit apartment where she can watch "footy on the telly, you cunt" until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.

When her Bogan husband comes back, expecting food, things turn violent and more bogan scum are wiped off the face of Australia.

Thank God for violence.

Boganette: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?"
Human: "I don't have one"
Boganette: "ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD MUM?"
Human: "...Yes"
Boganette: "OI, YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKIN' START!"
Human: "Why not?"
Boganette: "I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOU TO COURT, YOU CUNT!"
Human: "Oh, the irony, you're on my property."
*At this point, Boganette fetches her husband to beat the shit out of the human*

Once again, justice is served, apparently.

Boganette by Bogan loather #9, 999, 999 November 12, 2005

Bognetta 

This would be the sibling-given version/nickname of Bonita or Bonnie. It could be considered to be a combination of Bogart (after Humphrey Bogart) which is a Dutch name for Orchid and Annette (after Annette Funicello) .

Bogart was teased as a child for his tidyness and curls. He did not go for after school activities and he needed people. He enjoyed fishing and sailing. Bogart also did not understand why he could not speak his mind (in HOLLYWOOD) about why an actor, director, writer, or movie STUNK or SUCKED. He advised Robert Mitchum that to make it, you needed to be an "againster".

Annette Funicello took singing & dancing lessons to overcome shyness. She did commercials for Skippy peanut butter, was one of the first Mouseketeers, and starred in many beach pictures with Frankie Avalon and was the first female to SHOW HER BELLYBUTTON! (This was against Disney's request to be modest)

Sista: "Hey, how's my little Bognetta?"
Bognetta: "I'd rather be fishing and eating peanut butter!"
Sista: "Why not come dancing? (song by the Kinks)
Bognetta: "Well I like to sing kareoke, but I need a coupla drinks before kicking up my heels"
Sista: "Aw, C'mon!!! You can be an againsta & show off yo bellybutton!!!"
Bognetta: "YA, YA, SISTERHOOD...and then I may dream I'm in the arms of Frankie Avalon!"
Sista: "It's only NATURAL" (song by the Kinks)

Bognetta by Bognetta February 22, 2010

buganettee 

Buganettee is so cool omg I love her ahhhhhhhh (this is a joke)

*random1* hey buganettee so cool don't you love her?
*Random2* no?? I hate her lol
*Random 1* you suck

buganettee by alyacesarie May 11, 2021