bloft

A term invented by a landlord in a feeble attempt to market their basement apartment at a higher rate than its actual value. Usually the first red flag that you are about to be swindled.

"Luxurious one bedroom downtown bloft (lofty basement apartment)."

by bloftisnotarealword August 3, 2013

Bloft

Verb - To fabricate the illusion that what you are selling is much better than it really is.

Dude, did you see the way he was blofting that shitty basement apartment to seem like a fashionable loft?

by PrimevilKneivel August 3, 2013

boof towel

A rolled up towel that someone smoking pot exhales their hit into in order to hide the smoke and smell from others. Works best with a moist towel.

"Dude, don't forget to use the boof towel or we'll all get busted."

by UrbanSherpa September 3, 2014

boof some doof

This a term most often used when someone wants to shove food up their ass for sustenance. To boof something is when you insert something inside your rectum. Food spelled backwards is doof, which is used for rhyming purposes in this case.

Person 1: Hey, are you hungry?
Person 2: Yeah definitely, but this gum tastes really good right now so I'm just gonna boof some doof.

by pretingers December 13, 2018

Boofery

Some stupid shit, usually cap that is said by someone that often gets called out

Friend 1: Kyrie is better than Lebron

Friend 2: nigga that’s boofery and ignorance

by blvckshaolin July 30, 2020

Boofe

Marijuana laced with acid

Yo I got some boofe you down to trip?

by Yung Kano May 20, 2020

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 9, 2021