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bollocks on a bulldog

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.
Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"
by flatster November 12, 2005
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Bollock Head

a small creature that lurks around midd arndale
shut up your mates with bollock head
by fredjkl November 10, 2012
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balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006
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Mr. Balloon Hands

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"
by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010
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dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.
"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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bollocko

When Chigz is naked he thinks this is the word to explain it...
''i was in my garden bollocko...''
by illness January 29, 2005
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Bollocking

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"
by Lucy May 29, 2003
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