Bodger

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

by Ch1cker April 8, 2021

trapdoor booger

A booger that is trapped in one’s nose, usually stuck to the wall of the nostril, which flaps back and forth like a hinged trap door when breathing. The trap door should be removed with caution; if snorted too vigorously when trying to loosen, it may suddenly release, resulting in being sucked down into the back of your throat, Which may induce nausea or vomiting.

I’ve had a trapdoor booger stuck in my nose all day, It’s driving me crazy!

by Steve Brown (Nu) April 1, 2022

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

by projectmatter May 8, 2009

pussy booger

A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.

After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.

by saps72 May 31, 2018

OLD BOILER

Desperate woman over 40 looking for casual sex with male under 35,commonly found in Kiwis Cardiff

The old boiler is gagging

by billy silly billy April 1, 2010

Bunny Boiler

Inspired from the movie Fatal Attraction when the mistress of Michael Douglas boils his daughters rabbit on his kitchen stove in a pot because he decides to stay with his wife instead of her.

Term used to describe someone you've just met and are casually dating only to find out later that they are "stalker material" and possibly psycho obsessed with you.

Friend: "Are you still dating that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

You: "No, she started driving by my house late at night when I didn't answer her phone calls and hacked into my email. Shes a bunny boiler!

by Mz_Italia February 11, 2009

Booger Eater

A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.

The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters

by Misery Master January 6, 2009