Blubberpussy

1) A bulbous and swollen vulva either due to extreme obesity or a suction device of some kind.

2) The logical extension of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

3) What Kelso should have said on That 70's show when he asked the question "You know what's a funny word?" instead of pickelweasel

Dude I totally mega-hammered that whale bitch's blubberpussy. Thank god for it too, otherwise I might have crushed my pelvis in.

Did she even notice you were fucking her?

not really, other than the fap fap fap sound of her blubberpuss all that could be heard was her eating cheetos.

by forman2011 August 6, 2011

Blueberry Surprise

Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.

I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.

by ARan714 December 10, 2009

Blueberry Haze

Looks and smells like blueberries. A hybrid bud that is very powerful and delicious, best smoked via a bong or bowl.

"Get me some blueberry haze. I don't care if you're a cop. I just want my weed."

by The Toker October 27, 2009

bumberclart

a person who like it up the bum. and likes to brag about it, even though no one gives a shit.

"I had anal sex last night Steven"
"Shut up Gareth, no one cares, you absolute bumberclart"

by libralouise June 4, 2018

Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010

blubberfall

When a fat women takes off her clothes and a series of rolls are released.

I took off her shirt and boom, there was a blubberfall!

by Vikivale January 2, 2009

blubber shnout

The circular rubber lip created when you tie a rubber balloon shut. Otherwise known as the end of a rubber balloon when tied.

Make sure you tie that balloon well so the blubber shnout will keep the air from leaking out.

by jenjenstar May 4, 2009