blowtart

1: a person who is sexually attracted to pop tarts

2: another way of calling someone a gay-whore, or Gaylord

1: bro stop being such a blowtart
2: I had a girlfriend who was a blowtart so weird

by It's easy April 18, 2016

blorange

someone who is both blond and orange and has the IQ of a blond orange

The new POTUS is a blorange.

by that_girl333 January 20, 2017

blosta

Something or somebody really bad at the things they're supposed to do
Something very messed up and bad

Quelle casse dei cinesi sono una blosta
Ecco Daniel, che blosta

by i< May 31, 2017

Blort

A really nasty, looking facial pimple.

That's a quite a blort you have there, best you hide from the townspeople.

by Mumu1972 August 23, 2017

Blortch

When you think you are expelling gas, but it turns out you end end muddying your underwear

I BLORTCHED in my new jeans on the way home, and had to pull over and clean my ass with my socks!

by KingSausageBeast August 23, 2017

Blartacious

Drunk af

I was so blartacious at the bar that I came up with this definition blartacious.

by Marspott October 29, 2017

Bloatacious

When a woman is on her period and is very bloated... this is when a women is the most moody.

Guy: Dang, do you have a food baby?
Girl: No! IM BLOATACIOUS YOU DUMB ASS! DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN.

by gucci_mane_14 April 19, 2018