The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009

blonde bombshell

A female that is blonde, hot, and just plain sexy. She has the body, the breasts, and she will probably max out all of your credit cards.

That blonde bombshell Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest girl next door. When Hef dies, she's gonna want some fresh young meat like mine.

by Pornstar6993 February 3, 2008

suicide blonde

noun.
a bottle blonde who has bleach-fried his or her hair to a very light shade with peroxide because he or she is naturally dark-haired.

Courney Love is a suicide blonde.

by foreverenemy October 25, 2004

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

aircraft blonde

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.

Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...

by Matt Darwin October 8, 2007

blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004