The Italian Blizzard

The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%

Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"

by cuntpunter42069 January 13, 2015

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When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.

Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August

by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006

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Blizzard

After a man blows his wad into his women mouth she pretends to swallow, only to blow it back into his face with her lips vibrating thus creating a spray that covers his face.

Pissed off that jonathen came in her mouth amanda gave him a violent "Blizzard".

by The transmitter November 11, 2010

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Chocolate Blizzard

When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.

Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.

by Stokeanator April 22, 2011

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When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.

After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.

That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.

by EvilBailey December 3, 2010

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