Blease

A word used by retarded trying to say please.

Highschool Quarterback: "May you blease pass the salt"
Fat Kid: "What the fuck's wrong with you dude."

by dantium May 11, 2021

blapse

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

by Canary July 4, 2003

blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads

I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack

by anonymous September 20, 2020

BlessedSeal

The youtuber who got popular on YouTube on September and who does r5reloaded for fun. Good seal and also very smart.

BlessedSeal is stupid, also ignore what BlessedSeal says

by Blessedseal December 19, 2021