peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.

Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"

by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009

Metal Blender

When a band try mixing genres and it's too much, just making unrecognizable noise.

G: have you heard OL's new album?
S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.

by SKdCat July 9, 2010

banana blender

bizzy d...not only does this mean a slutty hoe bag, but it also means a the act of a female/male putting their partner's penis in her/his mouth a moving her/his head to apply shaking to the penis(like a blender)...thankyou for that experience bizzy d!

I want my first banana blender to be from a redhead..they're so hot!

by Mark Jr April 21, 2004

blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.

My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.

by bobco August 3, 2008

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

puntang fender blender

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube

this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009