Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ November 13, 2007

blaggered

To become intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol. See also drunk and pissed.

James had bare drinks last night. He was blaggered!

by RozzaC May 28, 2008

Lathered Up

1) verb. to cover onesself with soap in an alarmingly sexy manner.

2) verb. to begin the process of getting very drunk, traditionaly at a pub or other favoured establishment.

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1) "Dude, check out Ella Janes on webcam, shes getting lathered up and its proper hot!"

2) "Man, this band are going to be lame, we should totally get lathered up down the Old Goalhouse"

by Liberté-égalité-fraternité May 13, 2009