Blaph

To blog and laugh at the same time.

That blog was so funny I blaphed!

by Elizabeth Sulock December 24, 2008

Blarphe

A strange bird type creature. It is very dark, related to the crow.

Jordan is a Blarphe

by Esme_Rosen_Cullen December 17, 2008

BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010

Blamho

When you're having sex with a chick you yell "BLAMHO" and give one last uber thrust that causes her to fly off the bed onto the floor. Where she lands in a heaping pile of manglue.

Last night Dave the small clown BLAMHO'd a girl off his mini bed.

by MasterNoodle December 14, 2010

Blampire

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.

What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!

by Blampire101 December 10, 2011

blasphunny

A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.

The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"

Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.

by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012

blasphemacating

In the act of blasphemy

April was Blasphemacating at dinner.

by random blasphemacater March 4, 2012