Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
by aldougy February 22, 2014
either extremely ugly or extremely stupid due to being repeatedly smacked in the head with a brick upon birth.
Bricked at birth (ugly)
Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.
Bricked at birth (stupid)
OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
Despite applying her make up with a trowel, lady ga ga is so ugly she looks as though she was bricked at birth.
Bricked at birth (stupid)
OMFG Jessica Simpson from newlyweds is so stupid i swear she was bricked at birth.
by Darth Aza January 02, 2010
The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.
Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.
by MeatMachine July 18, 2008
when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.
by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021
by Kvk903 January 08, 2020
by ImHalfPig August 25, 2018
When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time
by Horse Peener May 06, 2022