Biker

Used as an insult similar to dirtbag. You call someone a biker if you think they are dirty, grouse or filthy. Used to
1 You are such a biker for tracking oil all over the rug. 2) You are such a biker for spiking oil and not cleaning up after yourself.
by Cucci Man March 20, 2022
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biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
by gnostic3 August 13, 2022
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biker’s family

n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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Urban Biker

A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!
by Aasta Paintmaasta September 26, 2023
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vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
by crispie March 01, 2012
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Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
by Goldfish26 September 02, 2020
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Biker Jo

A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.

Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?

Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"

Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .

It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 27, 2017
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