bestietine

like a valentine except for your bestie!

fred and talia are bestietines!

by thomaseditson January 23, 2021

work bestie

Your best friend at the workplace.

I can't believe how long that conference call lasted. Thanks for picking up my lunch work bestie

by MJ and Diddy March 10, 2008

Boy bestie

A guy that would be there for you no matter what. He would hug you when you need it, he would tell you everything will be okay even if it won’t be. He’s not your boyfriend but he’s your boy bestie

Girl- you guys would be a cute couple!
You- he’s just my boy bestie :)

by EllaJacobs November 19, 2019

Jerry Berries

(1990's, possibly earlier)

1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.

2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.

Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.

"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."

"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."

by Menk November 29, 2006

bestied

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

by MrE26 November 11, 2006

Bernie Math

The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is

actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.

All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!

Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.

by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019

bestie

Someone you love, someone you absolutely can not live with out.

Very very special

She's my bestie, hurt her and I'll hurt you. :-)

by Uhmnolikestop February 13, 2014