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Bernard's House

The house located in the Northwest area of Tilted Towers near the Courtyard. Referred to as "Bernie's" on the weekends.
I'm getting horrible loot in Bernard's House, Bernard is being a real pube today.
by NotKye June 13, 2018
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Bernard

bernard is a GOD
oh bernard? yea he’s a god
by manjit770 November 21, 2021
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bernard

the polar bear from bernard and friends.
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
bernard loves hot dilfs and birds
by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 28, 2022
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Aline Bernard

Aline Bernard is a state of mind. One who is "Aline" is one who is a genius. "Aline Bernard" refers to somebody who achieved something of high (ACADEMIC) standing, or is proven/proving to of done something completely new that requires a lot of effort, understanding, and intellectual capability.
Wow- that project is actually Aline Bernard level
by BEDAR May 20, 2022
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Bernard

If the man's a Bernard, then the man's a hoe.
Wow, that guy is such a freaking Bernard. He sleeps with a different woman every night!
by Cherble October 12, 2022
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Jean Bernard

A typical name for a handsome, strong, and kind man. One protects those whom he holds dear until the edge of the Earth. A Jean-Bernard is gentle, but firm. Not the type of person you want to be enemies with.
My boss is such a Jean Bernard
by Artsetmeuse November 22, 2021
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Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.
A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.
by Oafelia September 27, 2025
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