Grover Beach

A small beach in California formerly known as Grover City but was changed in the early 1990's due to popular vote. It is right by the famous Pismo Beach (the clam capitol of the world) and most people who go to Pismo don't even realize that they have been to Grover Beach as well. In fact, most people have never even heard of Grover Beach even though they have been to Pismo Beach about a thousand times and have probably been in Grover Beach just as many times without even realizing it.

Joe: Where did you move here from?
Katie: Grover Beach.
Joe: Where is that??
Katie: Right by Pismo Beach.
Joe: Ooooooh! Man that's awesome but I've never heard of it. Pismo is sweet though!

by Katie Osekowsky December 14, 2007

Beach Bum

One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person

Look at Beach bumz

by Haysforhorses June 9, 2015

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.

The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.

by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

beechcraft

Founded in 1932, Beechcraft is a popular and well-known Wichita-based company that manufactures a variety of aircraft. Popular models include the Bonanza, King Air, Duchess, and Baron, and thousands of each model have been produced over the years.

-Your mom looks like a Beechcraft.
-I just bought an operating manual for the Beechcraft A36 Bonanza for the low price of $125!
-The Beechcraft King Air is a multi-engine fixed-wing aircraft.
-I ran over a kangaroo with my Beechcraft.
-The Beechcraft Baron is rated at 300 horsepower in each engine... just like my dick.
-Hell no, I can't afford a Beechcraft!

by Capt. Poopies February 14, 2008

Airlie Beach

A beach town in northern Queensland, Australia. People only go their because they are tight ass and can't afford to go the Whitsunday Islands, located nearby. Majority of the population is generally a bunch of English backpackers getting on the piss.

Lottie: Let's go to Airlie Beach for our summer holidays. I love swimming at the beach.
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!

by kittennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 3, 2009

Beachmaster

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008