A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014
Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
Mom: Because
Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!
A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.
by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff October 29, 2015
Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.
Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “
Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank “
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “
Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank “
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “
by Aries_Head November 23, 2021
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by SUSSYFORTNITEBALLS October 13, 2021
A thought-terminating cliché used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.
Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess
Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021
guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"
guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"
guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"
by qpwoeirutt September 16, 2010