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god bothering

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.
Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?
by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009
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batting

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting
by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007
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badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.
Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!
by Max in RI May 30, 2006
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buttering my nuggets

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire
earning money by buttering my nuggets
by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011
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batting for Boston

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans
Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston
by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008
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Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
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clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.
"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."
by drewkulele September 23, 2015
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