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Nonce Bashing

An activity performed in prison-
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
CONVICT1- "what's up with thatPeter Phile bloke?"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
by Gwando November 11, 2003
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chav bashing

The act beating the shit out of a chav, a popular past time with the youth of England
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Thought I'd go chav bashing, up for it?"
by Phreakk December 5, 2007
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bush bashing

The just and reasonable critisism of the unelected 'president' for reasons which are also relevant. Included are a number of equally true allegations such as:
1.) that he resembeles a chimp
2.) that he is a retard
3.) That he should keep church and state separate and stop fucking around
4.) That he choked on a pretzel (I mean, he choked on a fucking pretzel, dear God!)
5.)That he is a mindless thrall of corporate interests.
6.)and let us not forget, that he got out of vietnam, was given a college education, and was given a firm footing in politics due entirely to his fathers influence, as well as his own pathetic maleability.
That motherfucker cut my medicaid!
by His Holiness, Constantine Vidal September 20, 2005
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bashing the bishop

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"
by Karawaque July 25, 2003
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reverse gay bashing

To lure a redneck homophobe into a fight. Typically two hetrosexual guys will hold hands with the idea of getting into a fight with a person who hates gays.
Hey dude you feel like walking down the street holding hands? When the first person that walks by and yells "hey faggot", we will kick thier ass. Man talk about reverse gay bashing.
by Paul Della Valle July 13, 2004
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Obama Bashing

A great way to spend the next 4 years. It isn't difficult as he bashes himself.
Obama pitcher gonna be on the fi-dollah foo-stamp! Is an example of an Obama bashing
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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finger bashing

The art of finger pumping a female violently barracuda style
Ouch I'm so sore jon gave me a finger bashing last night
by Angry Jon January 22, 2012
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