barwell

A place of which used to be highly cultured, perpendicular to the largest village in england, and of high standards. Since then is has fallen dramatically. However, apart from the chavs that consume Barwells footsteps on the High Street, there are some very nice people to meet there. Wouldn't go there for a holiday though.

James Strain: Lets go up top town for a fag
James mum: Be carefull, honey!
James: Yo I own Barwell innit

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More highly cultured people of Barwell: Fuckin chav .. our plan to kill him will be carried out one day..

by The westside.. the cleanside December 12, 2008

Bazel

Has sweet loving adorable character that will make you smile every time you see him. He will always come to you first when you need someone the most. Most of all he's a play boy and gets all the women because of his unbearable cuteness

You: Oh my gosh its bazel
Bazel: Hello!

Everyone melts

by Vancoray January 13, 2020

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

shit in a barrel

a comment said when something goes wrong or bad

Joe: Look man, theres no where to poop.
Alex: Shit in a barrel man.... a big barrel

by Slex Amall December 10, 2006

trash-barrel-whore

The lowest sort of sleazy stripper who steals customers' money every chance she gets, yet is so frigid she's never even had an orgasm.

I thought Angela had the most smokin' body in Club Fantasies, but when I tried to bang her, she turned out to be nothing but a trash-barrel-whore, strung out on ecstacy with a busted pussy.

by bk666 July 12, 2006

Half-barrel barbecue

A barbecue made out of a rusty barrel cut in half. Also known as a Pork Scotch Oven this shitty type of barbecue is most commonly used by little fat men with horrifically ugly girlfriends.

Thought you said the little twat had a barbecue.

Its over there, look. A half-barrel barbecue. Its a barbecue for complete losers.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

barely legal

1) The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex without getting the older man in trouble with the law.

2) A very fine pornographic magazine depicting teenage girls.

1) Jimmy: Hey Johnny, how old is your girlfriend? She looks really young.
Johnny: She just turned 18!
Jimmy: You lucky dog, she's barely legal!

2) I looked at the naked pictures in the latest issue of Barely Legal.

by RexGibson December 13, 2003