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knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.
(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."
by Gr8 January 17, 2008
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Banter

A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.

However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
What banter is:

"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"

What banter isn't:

"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"
by chinosareugly March 15, 2013
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Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis
by Grox9999 July 7, 2016
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Bantercaster

A person who partakes in recording a comedy radio show or podcast.
Also see the verb form "bantercasting"
*There are 3 main bantercasters in John's show.
*Steve's bantercast isn't the same since they lost Bob as their 3rd bantercaster.
*I love working as a bantercaster, it's a really fun job!
by Tabbzy April 21, 2009
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Banter

Verbal sparring that's fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends
A banterous initiation to said friend:

"I wonder if your ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"
by bobzilla November 1, 2012
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bangers and mash

Bangers = small spicy sausages
Mash = Potatoes Mashed
Anyone care for some bangers and mash?
by Kat September 3, 2003
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banger in the mouth

Synonymous with sausage. This is a fake Britishim, popularized by David Cross's character, Tobias Fünke, on the television show Arrested Development. One of many references to Tobias's latent homosexuality.
by Funkdubious2 December 7, 2006
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