bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 4, 2007

Burgaling the Brown Bagel

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.

I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Bagel Game

when a group of lonely men stand in a circle and commense jerkin their girkin until they all have blown a load...last one to blow must eat the pile of nastiness

Dude...Jeremy totally ate the sauce at the bagel game last night.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

bagel bumping

the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.

which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina

My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!

by Bushwack babe March 6, 2009

Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007