boob tube baby 

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

boob tube baby by Chillbur November 27, 2012

Shitty Booty Baby

Someone who shits and farts constantly.

"That chic Cat is a shitty booty baby, she destroys toilets daily"

Shitty Booty Baby by pkilla19 December 8, 2009

Boob Tube Baby 

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

Boob Tube Baby by DOTK December 5, 2012

Boomerang baby 

A small child that you place in their bed multiple times but they keep crawling back into your bed.

Went to sleep by myself woke up with this boomerang baby.

Boomerang baby by 34pro1 December 6, 2020

Boone's Farm baby 

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.

"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

Boone's Farm baby by goddambats July 29, 2006

Booty baby 

When a guy is doing a girl in her butt and accidentaly gets cum in her vagina, resulting in a pregnancy.

Shit that girl just had her booty baby... poor thing

Booty baby by Mochithecat October 15, 2018

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches 

Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.

Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man

Big booty peanut butter baby bitches by 00milky_loaf00 May 2, 2022