axe to grind 

To have an ulterior motive, especially hidden behind a friendly demeanor. From a story attributed to Ben Franklin and later Charles Miner, in which a friendly stranger asks a youth for the use of a grindstone to sharpen his axe, but tricks the youth into doing all of the work.

"When I see a merchant over-polite to his customers ... thinks I, that man has an axe to grind."

axe to grind by Elemenopy Queuarestes June 10, 2018

Axe Wound 

an informal term for a womans vaginal passage

'SHOW US WHERE THE AX HIT YA!'

'That sheila must have a huge ass axe wound'

Axe Wound by Tonemasterman January 1, 2009

axe murderer

A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer

Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)

axe murderer by OlPol March 22, 2011

Axe-Wound Extravaganza 

Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.

Antonym of "Sausage Fest"

- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)

“Man, I must be the only guy at this party, it’s an Axe-Wound Extravaganza! ”

Axe-Wound Extravaganza by martinbc June 4, 2009

Axe Wound 

Comical word for vagina, in reference to it's appearance.

As Nicole slowly undressed and took off her underwear she clearly displayed her axe wound for all to see.

Axe Wound by Bhx_UK February 19, 2010

axe bomb 

The act of spraying large amounts of Axe body spray in a room where lots of people pass through. Preferably done before anybody is around, i.e. at night.

Man, I walked through that axe bombed hallway at school this morning!

axe bomb by RunawayPigeon August 3, 2012

axe effect 

When someone huffs Axe body spray to achieve a high.

Man, I saw Tarell huffing Axe last night. Nigga was on that Axe effect.

axe effect by Big Blue Bob February 24, 2008