sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

Awk

The only way to describe one who can not seem to make sense of any aspect of their life.
i.e. any/all movents, facial expressions, and speech.

Either Bayley drops acid daily, or she's hopelessly awk.

by wompet September 5, 2016

AWK

AWK (Awkward King)

Is the term to call a friend whose so awkward in conversations people tend to stop talking whenever the AWK talks.

AWK: Hey how's the weekends for ya'll?
Others: ......
AWK: okay..

by LeLuLu January 4, 2022

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012

awk-nod

A derogatory name for an Middle-Eastern man

The awk-nod at 7-11 is slow af.

Don’t ask the awk-nod’s to come to our party.

by Redhed76 December 31, 2020

Awk

Short form for “awkward”, similar to “awks”. Can be used to describe an awkward person.

Kid 1: *t posing* among us imposter! sussy! balls!

Kid 2: you’re so fucking awk

by Boyce48 November 7, 2021