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asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
by rtil April 19, 2005
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1% Asphalt Team

a team from asphalt 9: legends that are one of the best ever for their platform. they show exceptional performance with insane times in specific events, and always dominate in multiplayer. they are pending on their custom banner to their team.
1% Asphalt Team performs outstanding in the game Asphalt 9: Legends.
by booty licking bandits August 12, 2020
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ASEP

Do you happen to have a bucket or a hose, bro? I need to get wet, ASEP.
by TNT-X December 12, 2010
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auto necrotic asphyxiation

This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
by grovemeister March 13, 2011
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Auto Erotica Asphyxiation

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
by Nicholas Sarcasmy August 22, 2010
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asophagoose

One who is awesome in every way. There is only one asophagoose.
oh em gee! Have you met that girl Tollie? She is a total asophagoose.
by Tootles November 26, 2004
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assphuxiation

The act of anal raping a victim while fatally smothering/choking with a pillow, belt, boot lace, extension cord, etc.
1. The victim in Saturday night's assault was anally raped by at least three separate males while being choked to death with a vacuum cord. The county coroner declared that assphuxiation was the cause of death.

2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"
by SheriffJones March 20, 2011
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