Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
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by TNT-X December 12, 2010
Get the ASEP mug.This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
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Get the auto necrotic asphyxiation mug.Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).
Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?
It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
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1. The victim in Saturday night's assault was anally raped by at least three separate males while being choked to death with a vacuum cord. The county coroner declared that assphuxiation was the cause of death.
2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"
2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"
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