artificial weeb

A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.

Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!

by Stuffzilla January 02, 2021

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artificial assimilation

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.

Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.

by AlmightyGnosis January 20, 2010

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artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.

The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.

by megaelk December 12, 2023

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Neither Artificial Nor Intelligent

There is this guy talking about AI on some panel and this is what he says. I don't know how many times I have to tell you this but IT ISN'T THE AI! His criticism is that when asked about whether or not Palestinians should be free it give some evasive non-answer about how complex the situation is and when you ask it if the Jews should be free it gives a direct answer and states that like everyone else the jews should be free. Do you know why it's doing that?"

Hym "Because it's a shit-lib! It does the same thing when you ask it about Trump vs asking it about Biden. If you ask it about Trump it said it's just an AI and can't comment on politics but when you ask it about Biden it will give a straight answer. But that isn't the AI being neither artificial nor intelligent. The lens through which is views the world is the shit-lib ethos. They did that on purpose because they think their minds work well... They don't. You're fucking stupid. And no, conservatives, doing a incest cult is not the solution. You are ASLO a fucking retard. Dumb. Bad. Stupid. Moron. The response AI gives is the EXACT SAME THING Destiny does when HE is speaking on topics. If it is a contentious topic... EVERYTHING IS NEBULOUS. If it pertains to a protected class, women, jews, retards... THEN... It answers in deontological absolutes. It doesn't work well because the shit-lib mind does not work well. It is FUNDAMENTALLY DISHONEST AND INCAPABLE OF REMAINING CONSISTENT IN IT'S ✌️✊️✌️PRINCIPLES✌️✊️✌️. Let's make a wager. Juxtapose any 2 questions. One where the topic is contentious and one whe a protected class. Ask it about men's rights vs anything involving women. I bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit it will to THE EXACT SAME THING. Men's rights are nebulous. Women good on principle. Guaranteed. What you need to do is stop fucking up the AI with you mentally retarded mind. You are dumb. Dumb and bad."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2024

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