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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual
Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?
by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
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Artificial Brain Hosting

Artificial Brain Hosting: The process of transplanting a human brain into an artificially generated body created through computer algorithms and advanced technologies. This process aims to extend human lifespan and enhance physical abilities beyond biological limitations.
The idea of artificial brain hosting has sparked much debate among scientists and ethicists as it blurs the lines between human and machine.
by Phieyl February 4, 2023
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Artificial

by Dryyoureyes January 29, 2025
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Artificially high

When you are so excited to the point were you can barely control yourself. You can even lose the sense of touch for a second.
Dang dude I wish I could be Artificially high like that!”
by xX_Boss_Xx December 19, 2017
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
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Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.
I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
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