apparatus

an attractive male or female specimen

"damn that is one hot piece of apparatus. brap and a subsequent dingdong"

by pleasantmotherpheasantplucker December 5, 2012

apparatus

sexual toy

hey! they used an apparatus!

by nookiexxx March 1, 2010

asparagus

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

by stimme May 23, 2006

asparagussy

When a man eats asparagus before sex and urinates inside the woman during intercourse.

I gave her that Asparagussy during sex now she’s got that shit ozzing out of her

by Akhan82 November 7, 2022

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

Afsarah

Probably the most beautiful person you're gonna meet in life. They're 1 in a billion. Personality, behaviour, attitude they'll come first in every race

Owh look at that girl everyone dies for! She's probably Afsarah

by Tbd guy October 7, 2021

asparagus head

WWJDsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect

WWJD if He saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head?

by takes up for the underdog June 4, 2004