Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004

Appleism

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

by Chris4 June 10, 2010

sour green applesauce

When you are fucking a girl with syphillis and she cums green stuff and you cum in it. You try to eat it and then when you throw up, that is sour green applesauce.

I know you have syphilis , so let's make sour green applesauce.

by MasterK2388 December 30, 2016

Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman

applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce

by cheesemgee February 5, 2019

Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006

Bopping for Apples

The act of girls giving oral sex to a group of males. The first one to orgasm and the girl who caused it both get an apple as a prize.

Dude, they came over last night and went bopping for apples. Jenny and Adam won.

Yo, pick up some green apples. We're gonna bop for them later.

by 2hot4caphtfarm September 21, 2009