Apple

Apple is a computer company and also a great source of fibre. I am typing this on a mac as we speak.

Apple are also a food with natural sugar. They are very nice and shnazzy.

Kayla: what's that?
Greg: It's a bloody apple mate! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

Apple

why the FUCK is yo headass looking up what an apple is.

Oh shit I stuck an apple up my ass.

by Unstable Hoe December 17, 2017

Apple

A person with a lot of logic, but no one listens to them becuase they aren't "fun" enough. This originally comes from the anoying orange series and can be used to tell someone that they are boaring without really realising they said something really smart.

Guy: "Hey let's walk home!"
Apple: "Umm, we are home..."
Guy: "Shut up, your such an apple!"
Guy: "Oh wait, I just realised, we are home!"
Apple: "THATS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!!"
Guy: "Shut up, you such an apple!"
Apple: "Wow, just wow.."

by Hi I know things June 18, 2016

apple

why the fuck are you looking up apple

i eat apples

by igothackedincheif February 19, 2019

apple

🍎bruh
bite of 87
apple with feet

i love the apple😍😍😍😍😍

by ahdjdjfsjfj February 16, 2020

Appled

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

by Urbanned December 29, 2015

Appl€

A way of spelling Apple Computers to show people that it's just as bad as Microsoft and that another proprietory OS will never be a serious alternative.

Stop using M$ you stupid Appl€-Nerd

by tciny February 3, 2004