Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl named natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie and natalie should get with alexander

by ShipperQueen July 5, 2019

Alexander

A name which determines a social status, declaring, if they go by Alex they a thot, they go by Xander they a 5'6" lil bitch who thinks they is a dungeon master

"Yo, you reckon that guys an Alex or a Xander on the Alexander Scale?"

by Itsybitsyteenyweenytitties April 10, 2020

Alexander

A quirky gay man who loves interior design

"Did Alexander decorate this room?"
"Yeah he's really good at interior design."

by Jaspish May 12, 2020

Alexander

He is a son of a Bitch who likes impersonating people on Snapchat and is jealous cause someone rejected him he is trying to rip a friendship apart with her friend and I know if you reading this Alexander/Ashley fuck you bitch oh you remember ihatesandraa like your fr butt hurt like STFU

Oh I think this is a fake Snapchat account I think it’s Alexander

by Ihatealexandrr August 13, 2019

Alexander

A ginger homosexual who often lashes out when he’s had a pint

Alexander was pissed again last night! He tried it on with my mate Barry

by Ac2020xxx October 11, 2020