Agnosticism

Atheism for pussies.

"I don't believe in God, but don't want to be persecuted for being an atheist. I know! I'll practice agnosticism!!

by 'Firestorm' March 10, 2009

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agnostic

The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.

Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.

Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.

by joseffritzel January 27, 2012

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Agnostic

1. Someone who considers ancient texts to be on the same level of credibility as scientific research.

2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.

Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT!? PROVE IT!! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT !!!! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT!!"

Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."

by PedroPierre December 20, 2010

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