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afro-rican

Is what a half black and half puerto rican is called.
Since my mom's puerto rican and my dad is black,i'm an afro-rican.YAY!
by Lynni September 25, 2004
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Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006
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mac and cheese afro

An insanely white person with no life is the kind of person who would sport this doo.

A mac and cheese afro is a white man's afro that usually consists in almost all cases of blonde hair that compliments a retro 70's look
napoleon dynamite' hair
by Big_Figga January 6, 2005
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afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.
Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.
by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003
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afrocunt

A chick's pubic hair that is so out of conrol it looks as if her cunt has an afro.
1. Man I dont even know if I got it in, I couldnt see past her afrocunt!

2. I'll need a machete just to tap that chick how else am I gonna get through that mad thick afrocunt?!
by blingtastic January 19, 2008
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Afro-Philadelphian

A person of African ancestry or descent who resides, or has resided, for a length of time in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. An implication of a hard life, or coming up in the struggle in one or both places is implied.

Term coined by Roots MC 'Black Thought' during a segment on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon'.
"Things might be difficult, but I'm an Afro-Philadelphian. I'll survive it."
by Mr. Fivendime June 25, 2009
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Afro-Snatch

A woman that has overgrown pubic hair to the point that it looks like a black man with an Afro has already dove in feet first.
The girl I went home with last night had a serious case of "Afro-Snatch".
by Professor Dean Gullberry November 20, 2014
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