He’s a wonderful guy And you’ll think he only likes you and he always will love you he may treat you well you may buy you gifts he may go on dates with you but everything will start going down once he says this “ in a room of all the girls of the world I would pick you “ in your mind your going to think oh wow i know he would pick me he would never choose me over any girl we’re number 1 besties on snap for 2 weeks in a row!! well here’s the reality slowly he would become dry and start responding with “k” “mhm” “cool” “nice” and next is that you’ll see him start talking to another girl with huge breasts, a big ass ,nice shoes ,nice style,pretty makeup, perfect teeth, and that 1 year with him and how close you two got it will mean nothing that girl he started talking to took you place in just one day and next he only responds with emojis you in add him to get over him but than you noticed he’s not in the ignored on snap he unadded you too and next they break up and you guys both lost connection and are no longer friends and so as they say “every story comes to an end” this is where it most likely ends.
by Youfuckingbitch June 29, 2022
Get the Derekmug. Is a filthy pervert who loves porn but is attractive. He’s into weird things like pimple popping Videos and lesbian porn but he can be a nice person and he likes jumping off tables
by Dennis_Ho February 22, 2019
Get the Derekmug. A small sized human with hair that can set fire to any paper who can talk for 3 days about the same thing without taking any breaths. Simply annoying.
by llllllllllol February 5, 2010
Get the Derekmug. A cool kid that likes to do BMX, smack the booties of other dudes, and shit like that, hes funny but gay. Well...most likely. Hes got muscle but thats to either attract gay men or try to impress other guys with stunning chizzled abs somehow. He comes to school with scars on his leg or maybe his arm saying that its from riding his bike but its really from him asking his friend kyron to be kinky and whip him HARD. BUT, overall hes funny and has a good attitude and would make a real good friend. (besides his addiction to raspberry iced tea)
person 1: DANG did you see derek with all of those scars?
person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o
person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o
by Sheriff and his deputy April 8, 2012
Get the Derekmug. Not the most attractive but the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is a great boyfriend and a hottie in bed
by PoPoQuisha March 13, 2016
Get the Derekmug. Small, foolish, annoying. Isn't caught up on the worlds news. Isn't great in school. Very bothersome
by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016
Get the Derekmug. Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!
Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!
Dan: Why?
Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one
Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!
Dan: Why?
Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one
by Iamdanomara January 3, 2012
Get the Derekmug.