baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
Get the Baldwinmug. The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021
Get the Alec Baldwin Blanksmug. I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
Get the A Baldwinmug. The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
Get the Alec Baldwinnedmug. When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.
Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.
While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.
While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"
Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"
Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"
Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."
Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"
Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"
Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."
Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
Get the The Baldwin Affectmug. Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
Get the Hailey baldwinmug. Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023
Get the Matthew Baldwinmug.