zonk

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

by J-Bot 62 June 22, 2007

zonk

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019

zwinky

is when you get male sex fluids caught in your body hair i.e. pubic hair stomach hair arm hair

after hours of sex brad found that he had a zwinky on his stomach

by derek post July 3, 2007

Zonkification

The process of being zonkified. (messed up)

The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system files before he was able to snuff it. (his pc would have then been "zonkified")

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Zoonk

One of the best youtuber in ottawa, huge success on his YouTube account. He also do video with (HBK AMONEY)

Zoonk need a shorty who will match his loyalty when time get rough

by Zoonk October 17, 2019

zonkienuts

It is either one of two things!!!
1. The shit that is stuck on your ass hair that dried out and hanging

2.the period blood that that dried out on your Virginia hair (pubes)

I would like to eat your zonkienuts

Can we please have a zonkienut salad

Oooo look at your moms zonkienuts it looks like raisins

by Jimboslice994 October 31, 2019

zonka

its like the word shiza it is an awesome word we use it like an exspression

zonka lizzie and thomas

by lizzie May 13, 2005