Grant Zook

The type of guy to grab his friend’s dick during Season 1 Episode 6 of Game of Thrones.

Friend: Wow this is such a good show.
Grant Zook: LET ME GRAB YOUR COCK!

by Dr. Doofenshmirtz III August 29, 2023

Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ July 2, 2005

Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo September 14, 2008

Zoosexual/Zoophile

Zoosexual/Zoophile: A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to animals.

Random: I’m Zoosexual/Zoophile UwU I’m in love with my pet dog! I’m so cute uwuwuu

Me: *calls therapy, 911, and an asylum*

by Anonymous1012341 February 16, 2023

zookeeper's bucket

A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others

"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey

by Monkswell September 30, 2022

Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr January 1, 2010

Zoosexual

One’s sexual attraction to non-human animals

Scenario 1
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Person A: “I am a Pro-Contact Zoosexual!”

Person B: “Ew, you rape animals??”

Person A: “…You know animals can consent right..?”

Scenario 2
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Person A: “I’m coming out as Zoosexual!”

Person C: “I’m so proud of you for coming out! I support you 100%!”

by Radqueer Raven July 26, 2023