Zapped

Adjective used to describe a lack of brain activity in someone’s thoughts and actions.

Ted: “Diet Coke is far better and healthier than water!”
James: “You’re zapped as fuck.”

by heisenword April 28, 2024

Zapping

The art of expelling flatulence on a person or object in a devious or sneaky way, in a manner that sounds like electricity. Preferably on trash cans.

“Hey, you see that guy over there? Go zap him!”
“I sure will, I love zapping!”

by TheZapper April 11, 2024

Zap trap

To get zapped in the balls

My girlfriend zap trap me

by Poopy pants 69 December 9, 2019

Zap

What a superhero would say on a cartoon when he used his 'powers' on a evil vilin

Batman: ZAP
Joker: I'm DyInG HeLp mE

by Sophie Davidson June 27, 2020

Zap

An accurate and demoralizingy SAVAGE blow to an opponents face,which renders then instantly UNCONSCIOUS

"Anthony,with that chalk-white Filipino complexion your Grandma passed on down to you.the average black joker in Detroit take just ONE look at you and assumes you're some wesak,soft sucker from the suburbs. So when one of these monkey-mouth negroes run up on you talking all that high-powered s#*t,keep calm,don't say a word,but just ZAP him deasd in his still running mouth!!"

by YyyyyYoung Cyrus May 7, 2021

Pikachu zap

After sex, the act of tazing the mans balls after he cums.

After he came i grabbed the tazer and gave him the good ol' pikachu zap.

by Gatewae May 11, 2022

bitch zap

An exclamatory response by a third party after a bitch has received an insult or been publicly embarrassed.

Student 1: Did you see what Mike did to Monique in the pizza parlor the other day?
Student 2: Yeah, he totally bitch zapped her!

by Sarah_M_123 February 12, 2010