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Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.
by DonH October 3, 2003
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Zaphire

Like a sapphire (beautiful), but different or special. You have to discover it amongst a bunch of crap. A diamond in the rough.
While looking through the thrift store, you finally find something awesome. "This jacket is so zaphire!"
by Pixystixx October 29, 2011
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zaptitude

Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
by Peita D June 12, 2014
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Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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zapoi

A Russian term for a period of time encompassed by drinking. A zapoi can be defined by the first action upon waking up- drinking. A proper zapoi lasts at least a week.
I need a zapoi to calm down.
by Lev2010 December 29, 2010
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zapruder

To watch a film over and over intently to analyze it a la the Zapruder film of the JFK assassination.
OMG, I totally zaprudered that footage of Rhianna from the Grammys. I'm positive I saw a nip slip!
by dldftw January 3, 2011
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Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.
Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.
by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014
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