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Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
by dalejr237 February 24, 2009
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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010
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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.
Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?
by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021
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Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
by Miss JRD July 28, 2012
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Are you out of your fucking mind?

Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.

It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
by KevMic21 November 15, 2010
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