xylines

Musical instrument played at xylines camp.

Damn Mike was so good on the xylines I gave him ToastChee crackers and lemonade for lunch!

by Tha Mike Pilot August 5, 2011

Xylofang

An irreparable tear in space and time. Generally only understandable after drinking large quantities of alcohol. Mysterious and beautiful. Deadly.

One day I woke up and slipped, then fell into a xylofang. I never returned.

by PullingTheTriggerAgain October 7, 2013

Xylophoning

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.

Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.

by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018

XylexPhD

The funny girl who is apparently smart and makes pretty things in a video game called Geometry Dash.

Hey XylexPhD you sexy so-and-so, When's that next solo coming out?

by XylexPhD February 15, 2021

Xylia

Noun: A girls name.
Definition 1: A person who enjoys walking around in circles and procrastinating.

Definition 2: A person with no friends or intellectual stamina. .

Persons with the name Xylia are often peculiar people.

by Pennyaya November 23, 2021

xylon

A simple-minded person. Might appear as a simpleton, but does say some smart things from time to time.

Xylon is always such a simpleton. I wasn't expecting him to come with that solution.

by mugiwaranomaxi September 24, 2014

Xylophone

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.

I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.

by jaypeddie December 26, 2007