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Wiggle Jiggle Juice

Wiggle jiggle juice is another word for seamen. The name originated 350 B.C.E by an amazing woman named Lindsey Butcock. She created the word after seeing her non hard husband. She made the observation that his dick wiggled and jiggled. After her husband had an erection she realized it looked like milk! Or as she thought... JUICE!!!
His carpet was covered in wiggle jiggle juice!
by The wiggle jiggle master October 15, 2021
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bobbity wiggles

The motion created from fornicating so violently that the breasts on the female, or sometimes the male, end up flapping and jostling about with great force. Usually the party suffering the bobbity wiggles experiences a great amount of breast pain afterwards.
"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?
by Stykz September 25, 2007
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after-wiggle

the pee that comes out after you wiggle

you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
man i just got some serious after-wiggle... you can see it on my shorts....
by Dr. Dick Tinkler May 7, 2007
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wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010
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Guzzle Wuggleridedled

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.
"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"
by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021
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wiggletiggy

That tingley feeling you get after you wiggle your belly for an extended period of time
Stop wiggling your belly or you'll get wiggletiggy!
by Nick Weston September 22, 2007
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Wiggle Weld

Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.

After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.

This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.

Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!
Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.

MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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